Day: April 28, 2015

Apple bans fart apps, happiness and fun on the Apple Watch

April 28, 2015

Fart apps and smartwatches are a perfect match and everyone knows it. It’s a whoopie cushion that can be set off remotely. There’s nothing that isn’t funny about that. Sadly, Apple disagrees wholefartedly. According to them, that kind of purile hooliganism has no place on such a refined, classy device.... Continue Reading

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Valve shelves paid mods for Skyrim, sets record for quickest kick in the arse

April 28, 2015

That certainly didn’t last long. It was only five days ago that Valve and Bethesda implemented an arrangement that would see mod creators publishing their work on Steam Workshop for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim able to charge for their work. The arrangement has now been cancelled after immense community outcry and refunds will be issued to anyone who paid any mods.... Continue Reading

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Games Feature: Diary of a Terrible Bloodborne Player: The First Hour

April 28, 2015

Let me be clear: I am the worst Dark Souls player in the world. I mean, I really struggle to get anywhere in those games. I wander and I flail and I die over and over and over. To say I felt some trepidation when I picked up From Software’s latest opus, Bloodborne, is no […]

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