The Xbox Onesie is back and we will do whatever it takes to get one

Love it or hate it, the single most important Australian contribution to the Xbox family this side of Forza Horizon 3, the Xbox Onesie, is coming back. The new garment, with an updated design, is set to drop just days after the release of Forza Motorsport 7.

Called the Xbox Onesie: Forza Motorsport 7 Performance Edition, the onesie features breatheable fabric so you can wear it year round, it’s stain-proof so you won’t ruin it by getting it covered in cheeto dust, elasticated pockets for keeping controllers and batteries and small pets in and even a padded backside in case the butt-groove you’ve worn into the couch isn’t enough. There’s also a hyrdration pouch with a straw, which you can fill with Coke Zero and sup on to your heart’s content while playing.

Truly, the Xbox Onesie, a work of absolute sartorial art, remains the clothing of choice for the lazy gamer. Keep an eye on the Xbox One Australia Facebook page later this week for your chance to snag one for yourself.

Forza Motorsport 7 is out now, exclusively on Xbox One.